Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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