hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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