Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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