i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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