I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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