But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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