He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Dick very happy bro
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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