he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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