Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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