try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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