nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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