I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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