check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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