I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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