So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
How does one acquire holy water?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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