party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
