marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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