That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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