yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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