I just made out with a guy for $7.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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