This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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