ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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