He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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