Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
