it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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