She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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