i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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