Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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