You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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