to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I will be naked everywhere
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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