He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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