I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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