do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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