True but thats because hes a fetus.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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