I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
where does the pee come out of this thing
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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