awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm both gender and math confused
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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