So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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