I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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