"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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