They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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