I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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