He is an equal opportunity slut.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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