So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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