If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
