whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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