Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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