If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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