I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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