I don't remember. Are we still dating?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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