Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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