Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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